If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Story of my life.
I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
what a powerful image
This is one of my favorite images on tumblr because the point could have gotten across just as well by itself but someone had to slap the text on it and scream “DO YOU GET IT? IT’S THE MEDIA, OKAY?”
im so lazy i put off watching anime. i actually have to motivate myself to sit in front of a computer screen and watch videos
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black
you have no idea how angry this makes me
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
Reblog and add what you say this is!
We need to settle the debate!
THAT IS CLEARLY A LADDER
WE DON’T NEED NO FANCY NAME SHIT AROUND HERE
YOU UNCULTURED SWINE THIS IS CLEARLY A STEPLADDER
I DON’T NEED CULTURE
IT HAS RUNGS
YOU CAN CLIMB IT
"It’s a STEPLADDER. There’s a difference, people! Ladders don’t fold up the same way that stepladders do! And you don’t need to use your hands to climb a STEPladder! That’s where the STEP part of the word comes in! As in you STEP up the ladder! There is a very definitive difference!”
achtung its a fucking ladder end of story
let’s just do rock-paper-scissors to settle for once and for all
Definitely a stepladder, I refuse to believe that a folding apparatus like this has rungs instead of steps. That’d be impractical and needlessly dumb.
I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between 'Last of the Time Lords' & 'Wizard trying to be a muggle'
Whatever you call it, it is working.
seriously why hasn’t tumblr added a “make post unrebloggable” feature yet
from the amount of people i’ve seen having to tag venting posts and posts about personal shit with “please don’t reblog” it seems like it would be a very useful feature to have. just check a “no one can reblog this post” box off when you’re making a post and there you go, no more need to worry about people with no sense of personal space showing your problems to all their followers